Dear Mr. Salmond,

Why am I still waiting for my copy of your white paper on independence ordered over a fortnight ago?
Why do you think we should be independent from the rest of the UK but not independent from the EU? Surely that's the wrong way around? Are you trying to prove it is possible to be a little pregnant or in this case a little independent if you consider this point along with the next one?
How could we possibly be independent if our fiscal policy and interest rates are controlled by the Bank of England?
Why have you given a vote to under 18s but only for the referendum? Does this suggest they are more gullible over independence whilst more astute over Holyrood and Council elections?

Given what we get out of the U nion, would you not be more likely to be successful by encouraging a referendum in England asking if they want to keep Scotland and continue to support us with our extreme socialist leanings during times of austerity?
In my local authority we have 4 of your Cllrs. of whom 3 are useless. Can we exchange them somewhere for some more fit for purpose?

When you answer these questions I will formulate my decision on your referendum.

DJ wrote:
Now now DJ you know that there are people out there that say we are 'political' on this forum. So to be fair you must also say that there are two tories and at least four labour and one Indy (and that it not Ralph) that are also useless.

Apologies Gloria. I always try to comply with the rules so yes I'm happy to confirm. Am I allowed to say i think your assessment of numbers might be conservative if I use a small 'c'?